HIDEOSCILLOUS / HIDEOJET

hideous to the eye, yet possessing beautiful oscillating motions in the water.

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Ricky Schaffer 49/6'0"/180lb on a 5'8" x 20"  2 9/16" 32L HideoJet. photo: Duncan McKenzie

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HideoJet trenches

The Hideoscillous - rides on air – no friction – yet corners on rails
The Hideoscillous – rides on air – no friction – yet corners on rails
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With 3/4 chimes up front and I set with sluicebox channels scalloped and trenched out from just ahead of the front foot through to off the tail. #waterfallingconcaves For extreme lift, drive, grip and glide to transform head high and under pointbreak surfing.

The Hidescillous Surfboard
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HideoJet trenches & chimes

Forever Grom post-Hideoscillous
Ricky Schaffer, tell us about the Hideoscillous
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The Hideoscillous - rides on air – no friction – yet corners on rails
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The Hidescillous Surfboard
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Hideoscillous: ie. Hideous Oscillations

from the Latin root hideous to the eye, yet one possessing beautiful oscillating motions in the water.

An extreme combination of modern hull contours produces the glide of ‘free-friction’ between turns which intersects with the hold of a back foot ‘clamp’. A pedal-to-the-metal bear down of ultimate gougeability through maneuvers. 

The old adage ‘looks can be deceiving’ & ‘true beauty lies within’ are the driving forces of this compact possessor of an unassuming depth of character.

This one – the Hideoscillous, transforms small surf like no other board I’ve made ’til now – it feels like the board rides on air – no friction – yet holds & corners on rails while balancing controlled lip release.

It’s like a healthy marriage between free friction & ultimate gouge-ability.

I may go so far as to say that this new rocker & steep concave bottom can be placed on any outline & foil to increase the horsepower.

The ugly duckling that transforms into a swan when you step foot on it.

I have been pondering a new paradigm for rockers & hull contours for over three years now. The days pass & I’ve continued to grind out & refine existing concepts … all the while knowing something new was coming. A groaning of enlightened concept awaiting a bursting forth.

Why did I wait this long?hideoscillous-3d

Well, things must germinate … and I didn’t think I could draw in CAD what my mind saw … I would need to hand shape the prototype.

A new balanced/centered rocker, moderate entry, low tail rocker, with heavy heavy tow board-like concaves running nose-to-tail & dynamic steep drop rocker concave running dual inset bonzer-esque caves which exhaust straight off the tail block.

The outline, width & thickness determine the wave type.

A beach-break friendly shortboard for the smallest, most gutless days. Like surfing your shortboard so your transition back to decent waves is more seamless. Turns the “small wave boo-hoo’s into the small wave woo-hoo’s”

Todd’s picks for traction, fins, & other board essentials

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Wideload Dakine Traction

Popular DimensionsVolumeRider Weight
5’2″ x 19 1/2″ x 2 1/8″24.5LRider weight: 120-140 lb / 54-63 kg
5’4″ x 19 3/4″ x 2 5/16″26.5LRider weight: 85-160 lb / 38-72 kg
5’5″ x 19 1/4″ x 2 3/16″25.7LRider weight: 75-155 lb / 34-70 kg
5’5” x 19 3/4” x 2 5/16” 28.5LRider weight: 85-180 lb / 38-81 kg
5’6″ x 19 7/8″ x 2 5/16″28.7LRider weight: 85-180 lb / 38-81 kg
5’7″ x 20″ x 2 7/16″ Peter31LRider weight: 140-185 lb / 63-83 kg
5’8″ x 20″ x 2 1/2″31LRider weight: 140-185 lb / 63-84 kg
5’8″ x 20 1/4″ x 2 1/2″32.9LRider weight: 160-195 lb / 72-88 kg
5’9” x 20” x 2 7/16”31.5LRider weight: 140-185 lb / 63-83 kg
5’10” x 20 1/4″ x 2 1/2″ 33.4LRider weight: 175-195 lb / 79-88 kg
5’10” x 20 1/4″ x 2 9/16″ 34LRider weight: 175-205 lb / 79-93 kg
6’0″ x 20 3/4″ x 2 9/16″35.5LRider weight: 175-220 lb / 79-100 kg
6’0″ x 20 1/2″ x 2 3/4″37.6LRider weight: 175-220 lb / 79-100 kg
6’2″ x 20 1/2″ x 2 7/8″42.7LRider weight: 200-250 lb / 90-113 kg
6’2” x 21 3/4” x 2 5/8”39.2LRider weight: 190-230 lb / 86-104 kg
6’2″ x 21 3/4″ x 3″ 46LRider weight: 190-250 lb / 86-113 kg
6’4″ x 21″ x 2 3/4″40.5LRider weight: 200-240 lb / 90-109 kg
6’4″ x 22″ x 2 3/4″45LRider weight: 190-250 lb / 86-113 kg
6’4″ x 22 1/2″ x 3″49LRider weight: 190-260 lb / 86-117 kg
6’6” x 23” x 3 1/4” 56LRider weight: 200-260 lb / 90-117 kg
6’6″ x 24″ x 3 5/8″63.6LRider weight: 200-295 lb / 90-133 kg

Ride approximately 6″ – 7″ shorter, 1 1/4″ wider & 1/8″ thicker than your good waves performance shorty.

construction options & pricing

Polyester/Polyurethane

$725+
traditional foam & fiberglass - starting at ...

Proxy epoxy/EPS

$875+
3-5 x the strength & durability of a poly, lighterweight & slightly more buoyant

Carbon Footprint

$1025+
stringerless Proxy epoxy with carbon reinforced rails

Titanium II Series

$1025+
any of our Proxy epoxy iterations with the additiona of strategically placed carbon/kevlar mesh

a word from the shaper:

The ugly duckling that transforms into a swan when you step foot on it. A small wave board where ‘free-friction’ meets ‘ultimate gougeability’ in a marriage of perfectly complementing design concepts.

as demonstrated by Pete Mendia
The carbon/ kevlar stringerless epoxy construction makes this a very lively summertime, average waves section-making, buckets to the roof machine.
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Happy birthday to this young man @k_epic_mendia_ 

@billabong_usa @billabong  @gardenoflife @dragonalliance @nomadsurfshop @freak_traction @stancesocks @jo_bistro @shadesunscreen @petemendia @a.men.3

Happy birthday to this young man @k_epic_mendia_

@billabong_usa @billabong @gardenoflife @dragonalliance @nomadsurfshop @freak_traction @stancesocks @jo_bistro @shadesunscreen @petemendia @a.men.3

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Sunday funday . . .
Just wait ‘til she starts riding surfboards
Bucking Bronco dims 5’2” x 1’6” c 3” 
Indie is 3/36”/28lb

Sunday funday . . .
Just wait ‘til she starts riding surfboards
Bucking Bronco dims 5’2” x 1’6” c 3”
Indie is 3/36”/28lb

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There’s a tangible sacredness to every board when you pour all you got into being a blessing. And we are super stoked on this mellow stylemaster’s precision ripping. @jonahcarter_ is one of San Clemente’s finest and rides the new #Maximumvelocitysurfboard in 5’8” x 18 5/8” x 2 1/4” 25L dims. This is my latest high performance design, and could be my best work of 28 years along with the #Falcon2surfboard and #Falcon3surfboard that have come to life this year. I’ll be doing an “In the shaping room” board breakdown on all three new models coming soon. Stay tuned here and at proctorsurf.com

There’s a tangible sacredness to every board when you pour all you got into being a blessing. And we are super stoked on this mellow stylemaster’s precision ripping. @jonahcarter_ is one of San Clemente’s finest and rides the new #Maximumvelocitysurfboard in 5’8” x 18 5/8” x 2 1/4” 25L dims. This is my latest high performance design, and could be my best work of 28 years along with the #Falcon2surfboard and #Falcon3surfboard that have come to life this year. I’ll be doing an “In the shaping room” board breakdown on all three new models coming soon. Stay tuned here and at proctorsurf.com

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This twin fin right here, the one on the left, has a lot of people talking. This latest variant of the performance twin fin model is bringing new, flourishing, joy/filled life and health and glide and speed and free-ness with grip and buckets of glory galore…it’s called the #Twinstitchsurfboard and it uses the bottom line and rocker of the #Zipstitchsurfboard combined with the outline and rails of the #Twinturbinesurfboard / a wider nose, narrower tailed, single-wing swallow with a slot channel through the tail for extra traction. @petemendia tells me, “I feel like I’m losing my mind on this thing!”

This twin fin right here, the one on the left, has a lot of people talking. This latest variant of the performance twin fin model is bringing new, flourishing, joy/filled life and health and glide and speed and free-ness with grip and buckets of glory galore…it’s called the #Twinstitchsurfboard and it uses the bottom line and rocker of the #Zipstitchsurfboard combined with the outline and rails of the #Twinturbinesurfboard / a wider nose, narrower tailed, single-wing swallow with a slot channel through the tail for extra traction. @petemendia tells me, “I feel like I’m losing my mind on this thing!”

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Stoked surfer reports: this just in >> “HEAD HIGH COTTONS THIS MORNING FIRST LIGHT … SO GLASSY AND CLEAN … THIS NUGGET IS SOME SUGARY SWEET COTTON POINT CANDY!
Put Machado quad set on and everything worked amazing. So good I didn’t swap any of the other fins I brought down to the point in a backpack (next time I play around more with different setups).
LOVE LOVE LOVE. FAST BUT NOT SKIPPY, SMOOTH AND SOFT BUTTERY FEEL IN ALL THE RIGHT WAYS, AND PLENTY OF DIG ON TAP FOR SOME BUTT WIGGLING DOWN THE LINE.
PADDLING? FAGHIDABOWDID. YOUR 10 FOOT MINI MEGA MUCHO MACHO UBER MAGIC DOESN’T STAND A CHANCE. SHE SITS JUST PERFECT UNDER ME AND MY BIG CHEST / SHOULDERS.
 
The tail release and flow through turns was perfect and rather surprising for how wide she is. This baby got back. Twerkin’ on some Summertime peaks!
 
THANKS SO MUCH!!”

— Derek  6’2”/245lb
6’4” x 23 1/4” x 3 3/8” 60L #grovelchief #surferfeedback

Stoked surfer reports: this just in >> “HEAD HIGH COTTONS THIS MORNING FIRST LIGHT … SO GLASSY AND CLEAN … THIS NUGGET IS SOME SUGARY SWEET COTTON POINT CANDY!
Put Machado quad set on and everything worked amazing. So good I didn’t swap any of the other fins I brought down to the point in a backpack (next time I play around more with different setups).
LOVE LOVE LOVE. FAST BUT NOT SKIPPY, SMOOTH AND SOFT BUTTERY FEEL IN ALL THE RIGHT WAYS, AND PLENTY OF DIG ON TAP FOR SOME BUTT WIGGLING DOWN THE LINE.
PADDLING? FAGHIDABOWDID. YOUR 10 FOOT MINI MEGA MUCHO MACHO UBER MAGIC DOESN’T STAND A CHANCE. SHE SITS JUST PERFECT UNDER ME AND MY BIG CHEST / SHOULDERS.
 
The tail release and flow through turns was perfect and rather surprising for how wide she is. This baby got back. Twerkin’ on some Summertime peaks!
 
THANKS SO MUCH!!”

— Derek 6’2”/245lb
6’4” x 23 1/4” x 3 3/8” 60L #grovelchief #surferfeedback

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Stoked surfer reports >> this just in: 

Aloha Todd!
Your call yesterday blessed me bro! I caught a really nice one. Dropped in steep in warrior position, aggressive down the line, cut back line super nice with my backhand on the face of the wave, off the lip on the white water 💦 
I am super stoked on the tail, response, glide through turns. I feel the board you made has made me better. Diggin the channels too! Super cool. So glad I brought it over here to Kauai. 

Stoked on your Malibu session too with your bud! Best times are together!

We are driving to Hanalei today. Hoping for a cool church tonight! Wanna worship The King 👑 with the Hawaiians!

Mahalo for the board! I really enjoy riding it! - Mike from San Diego 185-190lb/6’0”/52
6’8” x 20 1/2” x 2 7/8” 41.6L #monstachief 
7’2” x 20 1/2” x 3” 45.5L #holyrollersurfboard #surferfeedback

Stoked surfer reports >> this just in:

Aloha Todd!
Your call yesterday blessed me bro! I caught a really nice one. Dropped in steep in warrior position, aggressive down the line, cut back line super nice with my backhand on the face of the wave, off the lip on the white water 💦
I am super stoked on the tail, response, glide through turns. I feel the board you made has made me better. Diggin the channels too! Super cool. So glad I brought it over here to Kauai.

Stoked on your Malibu session too with your bud! Best times are together!

We are driving to Hanalei today. Hoping for a cool church tonight! Wanna worship The King 👑 with the Hawaiians!

Mahalo for the board! I really enjoy riding it! – Mike from San Diego 185-190lb/6’0”/52
6’8” x 20 1/2” x 2 7/8” 41.6L #monstachief
7’2” x 20 1/2” x 3” 45.5L #holyrollersurfboard #surferfeedback

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Who is this gnarly ripper on a Proctor?? 
6’0” #Falcon3surfboard in a stealthy billion dollar new construction material? 
Obtained from aliens?
Being used by the military? 
Will someone tell me what’s going on!! 
Could this change the power that the military industrial complex wields to run the world?…or should we just keep it a secret for only our friends to enjoy? …After all, living in the hood in Oxnard with real people blows away living in a massive compound in New Zealand surrounded by neurotics.

Who is this gnarly ripper on a Proctor??
6’0” #Falcon3surfboard in a stealthy billion dollar new construction material?
Obtained from aliens?
Being used by the military?
Will someone tell me what’s going on!!
Could this change the power that the military industrial complex wields to run the world?…or should we just keep it a secret for only our friends to enjoy? …After all, living in the hood in Oxnard with real people blows away living in a massive compound in New Zealand surrounded by neurotics.

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An everyday high performance battlewagon for the working class ripper….and the widest range of waves. This one’s for a grom named Ricky. 5’10” x 19 3/4” x 2 5/8” 33.3L #Falcon2surfboard in ultra lite poly construction, double wing swallowtail. Custom art by da Proc.

An everyday high performance battlewagon for the working class ripper….and the widest range of waves. This one’s for a grom named Ricky. 5’10” x 19 3/4” x 2 5/8” 33.3L #Falcon2surfboard in ultra lite poly construction, double wing swallowtail. Custom art by da Proc.

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