Best board I’ve ever ridden by far! Even in tiny gutless summertime surf in Florida....
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Hideoscillous: ie. Hideous Oscillations
from the Latin root hideous to the eye, yet one possessing beautiful oscillating motions in the water.
An extreme combination of modern hull contours produces the glide of ‘free-friction’ between turns which intersects with the hold of a back foot ‘clamp’. A pedal-to-the-metal bear down of ultimate gougeability through maneuvers.
The old adage ‘looks can be deceiving’ & ‘true beauty lies within’ are the driving forces of this compact possessor of an unassuming depth of character.
This one – the Hideoscillous, transforms small surf like no other board I’ve made ’til now – it feels like the board rides on air – no friction – yet holds & corners on rails while balancing controlled lip release.
It’s like a healthy marriage between free friction & ultimate gouge-ability.
I may go so far as to say that this new rocker & steep concave bottom can be placed on any outline & foil to increase the horsepower.
The ugly duckling that transforms into a swan when you step foot on it.
I have been pondering a new paradigm for rockers & hull contours for over three years now. The days pass & I’ve continued to grind out & refine existing concepts … all the while knowing something new was coming. A groaning of enlightened concept awaiting a bursting forth.
Why did I wait this long?
Well, things must germinate … and I didn’t think I could draw in CAD what my mind saw … I would need to hand shape the prototype.
A new balanced/centered rocker, moderate entry, low tail rocker, with heavy heavy tow board-like concaves running nose-to-tail & dynamic steep drop rocker concave running dual inset bonzer-esque caves which exhaust straight off the tail block.
The outline, width & thickness determine the wave type.
A beach-break friendly shortboard for the smallest, most gutless days. Like surfing your shortboard so your transition back to decent waves is more seamless. Turns the “small wave boo-hoo’s into the small wave woo-hoo’s”
| Popular Dimensions | Volume | Rider Weight |
| 5’2″ x 19 1/2″ x 2 1/8″ | 24.5L | Rider weight: 120-140 lb / 54-63 kg |
| 5’4″ x 19 3/4″ x 2 5/16″ | 26.5L | Rider weight: 85-160 lb / 38-72 kg |
| 5’5″ x 19 1/4″ x 2 3/16″ | 25.7L | Rider weight: 75-155 lb / 34-70 kg |
| 5’5” x 19 3/4” x 2 5/16” | 28.5L | Rider weight: 85-180 lb / 38-81 kg |
| 5’6″ x 19 7/8″ x 2 5/16″ | 28.7L | Rider weight: 85-180 lb / 38-81 kg |
| 5’7″ x 20″ x 2 7/16″ Peter | 31L | Rider weight: 140-185 lb / 63-83 kg |
| 5’8″ x 20″ x 2 1/2″ | 31L | Rider weight: 140-185 lb / 63-84 kg |
| 5’8″ x 20 1/4″ x 2 1/2″ | 32.9L | Rider weight: 160-195 lb / 72-88 kg |
| 5’9” x 20” x 2 7/16” | 31.5L | Rider weight: 140-185 lb / 63-83 kg |
| 5’10” x 20 1/4″ x 2 1/2″ | 33.4L | Rider weight: 175-195 lb / 79-88 kg |
| 5’10” x 20 1/4″ x 2 9/16″ | 34L | Rider weight: 175-205 lb / 79-93 kg |
| 6’0″ x 20 3/4″ x 2 9/16″ | 35.5L | Rider weight: 175-220 lb / 79-100 kg |
| 6’0″ x 20 1/2″ x 2 3/4″ | 37.6L | Rider weight: 175-220 lb / 79-100 kg |
| 6’2″ x 20 1/2″ x 2 7/8″ | 42.7L | Rider weight: 200-250 lb / 90-113 kg |
| 6’2” x 21 3/4” x 2 5/8” | 39.2L | Rider weight: 190-230 lb / 86-104 kg |
| 6’2″ x 21 3/4″ x 3″ | 46L | Rider weight: 190-250 lb / 86-113 kg |
| 6’4″ x 21″ x 2 3/4″ | 40.5L | Rider weight: 200-240 lb / 90-109 kg |
| 6’4″ x 22″ x 2 3/4″ | 45L | Rider weight: 190-250 lb / 86-113 kg |
| 6’4″ x 22 1/2″ x 3″ | 49L | Rider weight: 190-260 lb / 86-117 kg |
| 6’6” x 23” x 3 1/4” | 56L | Rider weight: 200-260 lb / 90-117 kg |
| 6’6″ x 24″ x 3 5/8″ | 63.6L | Rider weight: 200-295 lb / 90-133 kg |
Ride approximately 6″ – 7″ shorter, 1 1/4″ wider & 1/8″ thicker than your good waves performance shorty.
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a word from the shaper:
The ugly duckling that transforms into a swan when you step foot on it. A small wave board where ‘free-friction’ meets ‘ultimate gougeability’ in a marriage of perfectly complementing design concepts.
The carbon/ kevlar stringerless epoxy construction makes this a very lively summertime, average waves section-making, buckets to the roof machine.
resin tint options:
pictured in Baltic Blue & Pale Icy Sage Seafoam Green (both on epoxy construction)
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Stoked surfer reports >> SOMEBODY SPONSOR THIS GUY EDITION >> this just in: “Hey guys wanted to get in touch with you straight away to let you know I made the final of that QS in Morro Bay! And it is so good to know that I’ve got the best boards in the world under my feet. I’m doing the best surfing I’ve ever done in my life. The new 6’0” x 19 5/8” x 2 11/16” 33L #Procco2030surfboard roundtail poly is a hammer, and the 5’11” x 19 3/4” x 2 11/16” 33.3L #Velocimonsta2030 roundtail ridiculite epoxy is soooo fast. Everyone’s tripping on my boards. All the rehab and physical training is paying off huge too, and I feel really good. So anyway I wanted to say THANK YOU for all the time, support and encouragement through the last several years when literally all my sponsors dropped me after my injury. Todd, that one day I saw you at Rincon and it was like my first surf in three years, and you let me ride your brand new personal board you had just made, and it was magic straight away. I knew God was up to something. How you and Ricky prayed healing and restoration over me, and you made me boards. You guys stood by me when no-one else did. I’ve been in this sport and around this industry for long enough to know just how important the best boards are; they are priceless actually, and you and Charissa have sacrificed to help me. I recognize that and know that leaders and winners show gratitude for those that help them achieve their goals. I’ve seen so many insecure followers and losers make their wins all about themselves, and I will never be a person like that…so from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU!! Hopefully much more to come. Love you guys!! Onward and upward yeeew 🙂
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Stoked surfer reports >> SOMEBODY SPONSOR THIS GUY EDITION >> this just in: “Hey guys wanted to get in touch with you straight away to let you know I made the final of that QS in Morro Bay! And it is so good to know that I’ve got the best boards in the world under my feet. I’m doing the best surfing I’ve ever done in my life. The new 6’0” x 19 5/8” x 2 11/16” 33L #Procco2030surfboard roundtail poly is a hammer, and the 5’11” x 19 3/4” x 2 11/16” 33.3L #Velocimonsta2030 roundtail ridiculite epoxy is soooo fast. Everyone’s tripping on my boards. All the rehab and physical training is paying off huge too, and I feel really good. So anyway I wanted to say THANK YOU for all the time, support and encouragement through the last several years when literally all my sponsors dropped me after my injury. Todd, that one day I saw you at Rincon and it was like my first surf in three years, and you let me ride your brand new personal board you had just made, and it was magic straight away. I knew God was up to something. How you and Ricky prayed healing and restoration over me, and you made me boards. You guys stood by me when no-one else did. I’ve been in this sport and around this industry for long enough to know just how important the best boards are; they are priceless actually, and you and Charissa have sacrificed to help me. I recognize that and know that leaders and winners show gratitude for those that help them achieve their goals. I’ve seen so many insecure followers and losers make their wins all about themselves, and I will never be a person like that…so from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU!! Hopefully much more to come. Love you guys!! Onward and upward yeeew 🙂
– Jake from San Clemente
Celebrating 20 years of marriage this week.
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Stoked surfer reports: this just in >>
“hey Todd! it’s Colin. guess what i rode the board…. you are the master. It’s magic 🪄 it’s like a ferrari. held in when i pushed as hard as i could.
I just got back to london. but it was PUMPING
best ever
and that board handled
I was pushing it pretty hard
released off the lip but held the rail
Works in a pool too!
I’m really happy. Thanks Todd!”
—Colin from the Strand 38/5`8"/142lb
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Just wanted to pass along you nailed it. Been showing it too a lot of guys and really talking it up.
Thanks for helping my surfing and keeping the stoke alive.
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–Jeff 6’0″/175lb/lifer | 7’5″ x 21 1/2″ x 3″ Earthy midlength twin #earthymidlength
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Stoked surfer reports, this just in >> “Hey Todd,
Got a chance to ride my new Earthly Mid length and it’s felt so awesome. Paddles well, light, and responsive and super fun down the line.
Just wanted to pass along you nailed it. Been showing it too a lot of guys and really talking it up.
Thanks for helping my surfing and keeping the stoke alive.
Proctor rocks………”
–Jeff 6’0″/175lb/lifer | 7’5″ x 21 1/2″ x 3″ Earthy midlength twin #earthymidlength