MONSTROSCILLOUS

Monsta + Hideoscillous

Surfer Candids: Surfboard Review, Ricky talks Monstroscillous
5'11" x 19 3/4" x 2 9/16" 33L. Ricky is 6'0"/185lb
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features the stringerline center rocker of the Hideoscillous with a touch more entry rocker added to corner tight and dynamic, a fuller nose a la the Pavote (like a fuller outlined Monsta) with a wider steep hipsquash (kinda like a Curren tail from back in the day), and coupled with a jetstream heavy concave bottom that runs deep scalloped duals through the fins for back foot drive hold and acceleration like a hydrofoil.

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$875+
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$1025+
stringerless Proxy epoxy with carbon reinforced rails

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$1025+
any of our Proxy epoxy iterations with the additiona of strategically placed carbon/kevlar mesh
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5’11” x 19 5/8” x 2 5/8” 33.4L in ridiculite epoxy construction. Ricky is 52, 6’0”, 185lbs ripper

shaper’s note:

Rocker and bottom of the Hideojet with an outline sleeker than a Hideoscillous, yet fuller than a Monsta …for speedier, smoother, easier, glidier performance in rollier, fluffier waves.

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An equation introduced / a proof pursued: So a fa An equation introduced / a proof pursued: 
So a father and son duo from San Diego presented an idea for a new board to me a few months ago. Well, I think I may have worked out an algorithm for that sweet steady spot in the wave that lets your pause for a second while the board’s rocker locates the launch pad for that first quick burst of speed at take-off. Design wise there’s a flat ‘plate’ in the centerline rocker running from the centerpoint up about 7” towards the nose. It places a small planing area right under your chest perfect when paddling into little nuggets. It also creates a drivey little glide spot just ahead of the front foot. Next ask was for the board to have crisp tail release and a pockety pendulum kind of ball bearing swivel to it. So for this I took the original #Monstroscillous rocker, lowered the entry and then added tail rocker through the last 18” of the tail. And lastly it needed the grip and glide of the #jetstreamsurfboard hull but with an engine that would engage even while light-footing it...a common thing to do in smaller and weaker waves. And now what uniqueness for the wave pool? Have you noticed that pool waves have little to no water getting pulled from the flats ahead of the wave. The normal ‘trough’ energy of the wave is nonexistent since water is only being thrust forward by use of a giant scoop or foil or plunger. So there is energy being thrust forward but no energy being pulled into the wave face like an ocean wave. Traditional hulls have to be kept in a tighter zone on the wave face...unless you carve out the bottom of the board so that it can generate speed out of flats where there is no energy being produced by the wave. So...just a few thoughts about what goes into the new #Pavarottisurfboard
Oh yeah the outline is stout, but not bloated; it’s halfway between a Monsta outline and a #Hideoscillous outline. And it’s called the Pavarotti ...well... because it makes you sing ... for joy in a range of octaves you never imagined possible. 5’6” x 19 3/4” x 2 3/8” 28.5L Riley is 17, 6’1”, 160lbs. surfing for four years.

An equation introduced / a proof pursued:
So a father and son duo from San Diego presented an idea for a new board to me a few months ago. Well, I think I may have worked out an algorithm for that sweet steady spot in the wave that lets your pause for a second while the board’s rocker locates the launch pad for that first quick burst of speed at take-off. Design wise there’s a flat ‘plate’ in the centerline rocker running from the centerpoint up about 7” towards the nose. It places a small planing area right under your chest perfect when paddling into little nuggets. It also creates a drivey little glide spot just ahead of the front foot. Next ask was for the board to have crisp tail release and a pockety pendulum kind of ball bearing swivel to it. So for this I took the original #Monstroscillous rocker, lowered the entry and then added tail rocker through the last 18” of the tail. And lastly it needed the grip and glide of the #jetstreamsurfboard hull but with an engine that would engage even while light-footing it…a common thing to do in smaller and weaker waves. And now what uniqueness for the wave pool? Have you noticed that pool waves have little to no water getting pulled from the flats ahead of the wave. The normal ‘trough’ energy of the wave is nonexistent since water is only being thrust forward by use of a giant scoop or foil or plunger. So there is energy being thrust forward but no energy being pulled into the wave face like an ocean wave. Traditional hulls have to be kept in a tighter zone on the wave face…unless you carve out the bottom of the board so that it can generate speed out of flats where there is no energy being produced by the wave. So…just a few thoughts about what goes into the new #Pavarottisurfboard
Oh yeah the outline is stout, but not bloated; it’s halfway between a Monsta outline and a #Hideoscillous outline. And it’s called the Pavarotti …well… because it makes you sing … for joy in a range of octaves you never imagined possible. 5’6” x 19 3/4” x 2 3/8” 28.5L Riley is 17, 6’1”, 160lbs. surfing for four years.

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6'0" x 22" x 3 1/4" 47L #Monstroscillous headed out to Braddah Ahi on the Big Island | 39/5'9"/256lb/22 yrs exp/for KH-CH weird junky reef ++ #aloha #enjoythejourney #carbonfootprintsurfboard

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the "Monstroscillous". This one is 5'7" x 19 3/8" the "Monstroscillous". This one is 5'7" x 19 3/8" x 2 3/8" 28L another of a series of new tweaks and latest prototypes headed to Australia for 10 days of testing under some dynamic feet...will keep you posted. Anyway, the new board features the stringerline center rocker of the Hideoscillous with a touch more entry rocker added to corner tight and dynamic, a fuller nose a la the Pavote (like a fuller outlined Monsta) with a wider steep hipsquash (kinda like a Curren tail from back in the day), and coupled with a jetstream heavy concave bottom that runs deep scalloped duals through the fins for back foot drive hold and acceleration like a hydrofoil. My friend Ricky has one and keeps telling me it's the board of the future...we'll see; time will tell, but we sure are having a blast on 'em :) Aloha - Todd #Monstroscillous

the "Monstroscillous". This one is 5'7" x 19 3/8" x 2 3/8" 28L another of a series of new tweaks and latest prototypes headed to Australia for 10 days of testing under some dynamic feet…will keep you posted. Anyway, the new board features the stringerline center rocker of the Hideoscillous with a touch more entry rocker added to corner tight and dynamic, a fuller nose a la the Pavote (like a fuller outlined Monsta) with a wider steep hipsquash (kinda like a Curren tail from back in the day), and coupled with a jetstream heavy concave bottom that runs deep scalloped duals through the fins for back foot drive hold and acceleration like a hydrofoil. My friend Ricky has one and keeps telling me it's the board of the future…we'll see; time will tell, but we sure are having a blast on 'em 🙂 Aloha – Todd #Monstroscillous

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Darin and his new custom #Monstroscillous 5'10" x Darin and his new custom #Monstroscillous 5'10" x 19 5/8" x 2 9/16" ready to carve up anything over knee high....for anywhere in Cali day in day out. Darin is 5'10" 165lbs surfing for life and surfs good!

Darin and his new custom #Monstroscillous 5'10" x 19 5/8" x 2 9/16" ready to carve up anything over knee high….for anywhere in Cali day in day out. Darin is 5'10" 165lbs surfing for life and surfs good!

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Brother Spencer with his new 5'11" x 19 3/4" x 2 5 Brother Spencer with his new 5'11" x 19 3/4" x 2 5/8" 32.5L #Monstroscillous teamlite epoxy with strategic carbon glassing. A morph between DaMonsta and #Hideoscillous with a Jetstream bottom, sluicebox caves and single channel exhaust pipe. Full breakdown coming soon. 
Spencer is 5'10" 170lbs. and styles like Curren. #monstasurfboard #jetstreamsurfboard

Brother Spencer with his new 5'11" x 19 3/4" x 2 5/8" 32.5L #Monstroscillous teamlite epoxy with strategic carbon glassing. A morph between DaMonsta and #Hideoscillous with a Jetstream bottom, sluicebox caves and single channel exhaust pipe. Full breakdown coming soon.
Spencer is 5'10" 170lbs. and styles like Curren. #monstasurfboard #jetstreamsurfboard

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5’11” x 19 7/8” x 2 9/16” 33L #monstroscil 5’11” x 19 7/8” x 2 9/16” 33L #monstroscillous for Nathan on the way to Nantucket for WH-OH | 43/5’9”/168lb #gradientsinresin

5’11” x 19 7/8” x 2 9/16” 33L #monstroscillous for Nathan on the way to Nantucket for WH-OH | 43/5’9”/168lb #gradientsinresin

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Stoked surfer reports: this just in >> “Coral Fl Stoked surfer reports: this just in >> “Coral Flame 🔥 On !
Talk about making a 50-year-old 195 pound guy feel like he’s 19 again the Zipster jet will take you from 45 miles an hour to 130 in a second so many power bands you can punch the lip so hard with this board that you can hear the crack around the world!! lol!!! Love you guys ! Please tell Todd thank you so much for the magical day And the magic equipment!!! Aloha!!” —Frank

5’11 1/2” x 21 3/8” x 2 3/4” #monstachief #monstroscillous #zipstajet custom for Frank #surferfeedback

Stoked surfer reports: this just in >> “Coral Flame 🔥 On !
Talk about making a 50-year-old 195 pound guy feel like he’s 19 again the Zipster jet will take you from 45 miles an hour to 130 in a second so many power bands you can punch the lip so hard with this board that you can hear the crack around the world!! lol!!! Love you guys ! Please tell Todd thank you so much for the magical day And the magic equipment!!! Aloha!!” —Frank

5’11 1/2” x 21 3/8” x 2 3/4” #monstachief #monstroscillous #zipstajet custom for Frank #surferfeedback

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